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Ally not an asshole sticker

Ally not an asshole sticker

$4.00
Show your support for love, equality, and rainbow everything by sticking this baby onto every surface you can find. "I'm an ally not an asshole"This snarky vinyl sticker is matte...
Emotional support snacks pouch

Emotional support snacks pouch

$13.95
You think all that emotional baggage could fit in this pouch? Probably not, but your favorite goodies could! Give this cute zippered pouch to your bestie with a sense of...
Always anxious sticker

Always anxious sticker

$4.00
This little skull is essentially a badge of honor. Large crowds, silence, public speaking, grocery shopping, or just hanging out at home—it doesn't matter where, when you're a member of...
Currently anxious about notepad

Currently anxious about notepad

$9.95
Perfect for members of the Always Anxious Club, this slightly snarky and witchy stationery pad is perfect for mental health awareness! Fill the pages with scary and emotional things you...
I'm an ally mug

I'm an ally mug

$18.00
Choose to be an ally, not an asshole! This snarky rainbow mug is perfect for yourself or the LGBTQIA+ ally in everyone's life.And with a dual-sided design, this mug is...
Notorious RBG sticker

Notorious RBG sticker

$4.00
This is not your average RBG sticker! This decal features Ruth Bader Ginsburg's famous dissent collar, with an uncommon but fierce AF quote—"You can disagree without being disagreeable."Little gold crowns...
Dad joke fuel beer glass

Dad joke fuel beer glass

$15.00
Are dad jokes genetic? Because I know you can be a master of the dad joke without being a man. Whatever the reason, beer usually helps.Whether drinking soda, beer, water...
Always anxious enamel pin

Always anxious enamel pin

$12.00
This little skull is essentially a badge of honor. Large crowds, silence, public speaking, grocery shopping, or just hanging out at home—it doesn't matter where when you're a member of...
RIP my last fuck sticker

RIP my last fuck sticker

$4.00
Everyone only has so much they can put up with before they finally lose it. Tell everyone you're all out of fucks with this snarky tombstone sticker. "RIP My Last...
Didn't kill anyone today sticker

Didn't kill anyone today sticker

$4.00
Sometimes we have to just go thorough the surviving before we can get to the thriving. Perfect for moms, besties, family, or coworkers letting them know it's okay to not...
Surviving not thriving sticker

Surviving not thriving sticker

$4.00
Sometimes we have to just go through the surviving before we can get to the thriving. Perfect for friends, parents, coworkers or anyone who needs to know it's okay to...
Girls just wanna have fun sticker

Girls just wanna have fun sticker

$4.00
10% of proceeds for every sticker sold is donated to the National Network of Abortion FundsThere's nothing indirect or passive-aggressive about this one. We just want to have fun, fund$...