Belated Birthday Excuses Card

$5.50

For when you're late, but at least you're funny about it. This card features hilarious excuses (aliens? pigeons?) to lighten the mood and say “oops” with style. 

Message: Happy belated birthday! Sorry it's late (pick an excuse): my in-laws were in town, the dog ate your present, I was abducted by aliens, a pigeon stole my keys, and I was busy dissociating.

This card is blank inside.

SKU: GC-BDAY-05
Details

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
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Great gift for my daughter.

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